[comment]: # (markdown: { smartypants: true }) # how 2 get a gf By TheCelibacyMaster

### Step 1: Install Gentoo  <!-- .element: style="image-rendering: auto; background-color:white; max-width:50%;" -->

### Step 2: Untie one of your shoes

### Step 2: Untie one of your shoes <ul style="list-style-type:none;padding: 0;margin: 0;"> <li>✅ Weird</li> <li>✅ Quirky</li> <li>✅ Dangerous<li> <li>✅ Ice Breaker</li> </ul> </div>

### Step 3: Complement her ##### Good things to complement: - Hair - Clothes - Eyebrows - Toenails

### Step 4: Use an amazing pickup line <div style="text-align: center; display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 0.5fr;"> <div> <ul style="list-style-type:none;margin: 0;text-align: center;display: grid;gap: 15px;"> <li style="color: #11AA11">I use Gentoo btw.</li> <li style="color: #11AA11">You really make my CFLAGS "-O3".</li> <li style="color: #AAAA11">Are you OpenRC? Because you have exactly what I need.</li> <li style="color: #AAAA11">I just checked my kernel defconfig, and it looks like you're the only thing missing from it.</li> <li style="color: #AA1111">*trips on untied shoelace* Damn, was my shoe untied, or am I just falling in love?</li> </ul> </div> <div> <p style="color: #11AA11;font-weight: bold;">Novice</p> <br> <br> <p style="color: #AAAA11;font-weight: bold;">Advanced</p> <br> <br> <p style="color: #AA1111;font-weight: bold;">Expert</p> </div> </div>

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