#include #include #include #include #include int *tits = 43; uint8_t memory[65535]; uint8_t opcode; uint8_t destination; uint8_t source1; uint8_t source2; uint8_t sourceimm; uint16_t tmpip; uint8_t tmpip2; uint8_t (*gayptr)[65535] = memory+128; int thomasgay() { memory[1] = 0x01; //ip memory[2] = 0x00; //ip2 (i think this is big endianness) memory[256] = 1; memory[257] = 130; memory[258] = 0; memory[259] = 0; memory[260] = 'u'; memory[261] = 2; memory[262] = 131; memory[263] = 0; memory[264] = 0; memory[265] = 'h'; memory[266] = 3; memory[267] = 132; memory[128] = 'e'; memory[129] = 'r'; memory[132] = 'f'; memory[133] = 'f'; memory[134] = '9'; memory[135] = '0'; int Halted = 0; while (!Halted){ //fetch opcode = memory[memory[1]*256+memory[2]]; destination = memory[(memory[1]*256+memory[2])+1]; source1 = memory[(memory[1]*256+memory[2])+2]; source2 = memory[(memory[1]*256+memory[2])+3]; sourceimm = memory[(memory[1]*256+memory[2])+4]; switch (opcode) { case 0: puts(tits); break; case 1: if (!source1 && !source2) { memory[destination] = sourceimm; } break; case 2: if (*getenv("DESKTOP_SESSION") == 'b') { memory[destination] = sourceimm; } else { int a; for ( a = 0; a < 8694201337; a = a + 1) { } } break; case 3: memory[destination] = memory[destination] + 1; break; } //complex way of incrementing ip by 5 tmpip = memory[1]*256+memory[2]; tmpip += 5; tmpip2 = tmpip >> 8; memory[1] = tmpip2; tmpip = tmpip << 8; tmpip2 = tmpip >> 8; memory[2] = tmpip2; puts(gayptr); } return 0; } int main () { if (strlen(getenv("HOME")) != 12) { puts("Segmentation fault (core dumped)"); return 0; } else { asm volatile ("mov $20, %rax"); //puts("first check pass"); goto fucktits; return 1; } if (*tits > 93) { fucktits: //puts("we finally landing"); clock_t prevtime, currenttime; prevtime = clock(); puts("a"); currenttime = clock(); if (currenttime - prevtime > 9) { //GDB USER REEEEEEEEEE tits = NULL; puts(tits); } thomasgay(); } }