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how 2 get a gf

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Step 1: Install Gentoo

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Step 2: Untie one of your shoes

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Step 2: Untie one of your shoes

• ✅ Weird
• ✅ Quirky
• ✅ Dangerous
• ✅ Ice Breaker

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Step 3: Complement her

Good things to complement:

• Hair
• Clothes
• Eyebrows
• Toenails

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Step 4: Use an amazing pickup line

• I use Gentoo btw.
• You really make my CFLAGS "-O3".
• Are you OpenRC? Because you have exactly what I need.
• I just checked my kernel defconfig, and it looks like you're the only thing missing from it.
• *trips on untied shoelace* Damn, was my shoe untied, or am I just falling in love?

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