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# how 2 get a gf
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By TheCelibacyMaster
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[comment]: # (!!!) <!--------------------------------------------------------->
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### Step 1: Install Gentoo
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### Step 2: Untie one of your shoes
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### Step 2: Untie one of your shoes
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<ul style="list-style-type:none;padding: 0;margin: 0;">
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<li>✅ Weird</li>
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<li>✅ Quirky</li>
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<li>✅ Dangerous<li>
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<li>✅ Ice Breaker</li>
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</ul>
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</div>
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### Step 3: Complement her
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##### Good things to complement:
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- Hair
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- Clothes
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- Eyebrows
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- Toenails
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### Step 4: Use an amazing pickup line
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<div style="text-align: center; display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 0.5fr;">
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<div>
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<ul style="list-style-type:none;margin: 0;text-align: center;display: grid;gap: 15px;">
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<li style="color: #11AA11">I use Gentoo btw.</li>
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<li style="color: #11AA11">You really make my CFLAGS "-O3".</li>
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<li style="color: #AAAA11">Are you OpenRC? Because you have exactly what I need.</li>
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<li style="color: #AAAA11">I just checked my kernel defconfig, and it looks like you're the only thing missing from it.</li>
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<li style="color: #AA1111">*trips on untied shoelace* Damn, was my shoe untied, or am I just falling in love?</li>
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</ul>
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</div>
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<div>
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<p style="color: #11AA11;font-weight: bold;">Novice</p>
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<br>
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<br>
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<p style="color: #AAAA11;font-weight: bold;">Advanced</p>
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<br>
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<p style="color: #AA1111;font-weight: bold;">Expert</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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[Presentation Source](https://git.qtechofficial.com/logan/presentations/src/branch/master/lugmemefall2024-1)
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<br>
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This presentation is licensed under [CC-BY-NC-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/deed.en)
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## Fun Facts:
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This presentation took 1 hours
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Vim crashed 0 times because it doesn't suck :>
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<br>
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Made with [markdown-slides](https://gitlab.com/da_doomer/markdown-slides) + reveal.js
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